The Trouble With Women

I complained about men earlier in the week, so now I'll pick on women.

One of the most interesting things about Facebook is keeping up with your friends' and acquaintances' social lives - lives that you may or may not be a part of. This afternoon I logged onto my Facebook account and was greeted by news of an event several people I know attended.

Thought #1: Well that looks like something I would definitely NOT enjoy.

Immediately followed by:

Thought #2: Why wasn't I invited to that?

So what is wrong with me? And when I say me, I'm thinking us, as women. What is wrong with us?